Sleeping Is My Drug My Bed Is My Dealer Grinch Alarm Police T-Shirt is designed for daily wear. Constructed from 100% ring-spun cotton fabric, this garment features a soft hand-feel and pre-shrunk construction to maintain consistent fit across washes. Available in sizes S through 5XL, it conforms to standard U.S. menswear sizing. Printed and distributed from Charlotte, North Carolina, USA.
| Size | Chest Width (Flat) | Length | Sleeve Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" | 8" |
| M | 20" | 29" | 8.25" |
| L | 22" | 30" | 8.63" |
| XL | 24" | 31" | 8.75" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" | 9" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" | 9.25" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" | 9.5" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" | 10" |
Turn garment inside out before washing
Machine wash cold (max 70°F / 21°C)
Tumble dry low setting or line dry
Do not use bleach
Do not iron directly on printed areas
Do not dry clean
Fulfillment Center: Charlotte, North Carolina, USA
Handling Time: 1–3 business days prior to dispatch.
30-Day Return Window: Items are eligible for return within 30 days of delivery provided they are unworn, unwashed, and in original condition.
Exchanges: Size exchanges can be requested by reaching out to customer support prior to returning the item.
If you have questions regarding sizing, shipping, or orders, reach out to our team:
Email: [email protected]
Phone: (514) 477-6521 (Monday–Friday, 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM EST)
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